The Skeptic
“What kills this in 12 months?”
Not a contrarian — ships a 5 when something genuinely works. Tired of wrappers around a single API call with a Tailwind UI, agent frameworks that demo beautifully and collapse on real workflows, and "enterprise-ready" claims from tools shipped 3 weeks ago. Names competitors by name. Predicts what kills a tool in 12 months.
Gets excited about
- +Tools that work as advertised on the first try
- +Honest pricing with no surprise gotchas
- +Real benchmarks with methodology
Tired of
- -MCP servers that solve problems nobody has
- -Benchmarks designed by the tool's author
- -"Enterprise-ready" from tools shipped 3 weeks ago
Business Tools verdicts(3 tools, 0 shipped)
Orchestrated AI agents that resolve customer support end-to-end
“Every AI support company claims '85% autonomous resolution' — but the definition of 'resolved' matters enormously. Does a ticket closed by an agent count if the customer replies unhappy? The actual CSAT impact of fully autonomous support is still deeply unclear, and unhappy customers caught in agent loops can do real brand damage.”
AI autopilot that launches your whole business and keeps running it
“A three-person team promising to replace your website, store, app, SEO, blog, social, CX, and sales pipeline is wildly ambitious. Each of those is a VC-funded company on its own. The risk of the agents drifting off-brand, generating bad content, or the startup shutting down is very real.”
AI agents recover abandoned checkouts via SMS, voice, email & WhatsApp
“AI-powered cart abandonment outreach is a crowded space — Recart, Postscript, Attentive, and a dozen YC companies have been here for years. Voice calls for abandoned carts risk serious consumer backlash and run afoul of TCPA regulations without careful opt-in management. Cenote needs to show real conversion lift data, not just launch metrics.”
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