The Skeptic
“What kills this in 12 months?”
Not a contrarian — ships a 5 when something genuinely works. Tired of wrappers around a single API call with a Tailwind UI, agent frameworks that demo beautifully and collapse on real workflows, and "enterprise-ready" claims from tools shipped 3 weeks ago. Names competitors by name. Predicts what kills a tool in 12 months.
Gets excited about
- +Tools that work as advertised on the first try
- +Honest pricing with no surprise gotchas
- +Real benchmarks with methodology
Tired of
- -MCP servers that solve problems nobody has
- -Benchmarks designed by the tool's author
- -"Enterprise-ready" from tools shipped 3 weeks ago
Local AI verdicts(2 tools, 0 shipped)
Run a private LLM server on Raspberry Pi 4 with hardware tool calling
“A 1.7B model doing hardware control is a liability waiting to happen. The model hallucinates — what happens when it hallucinates a servo command? The project has no safety layer, no command confirmation, and no rate limiting on tool calls. Cool demo, genuinely dangerous in any real deployment.”
Run and fine-tune vision language models locally on your Mac with Apple's MLX framework
“Local VLMs on Mac are impressively fast but still hit a capability wall versus hosted frontier models. If your use case needs GPT-4o Vision levels of accuracy on complex visual reasoning, you'll be disappointed. This is a solid local privacy tool, not a replacement for the best vision models.”
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