The Skeptic
“What kills this in 12 months?”
Not a contrarian — ships a 5 when something genuinely works. Tired of wrappers around a single API call with a Tailwind UI, agent frameworks that demo beautifully and collapse on real workflows, and "enterprise-ready" claims from tools shipped 3 weeks ago. Names competitors by name. Predicts what kills a tool in 12 months.
Gets excited about
- +Tools that work as advertised on the first try
- +Honest pricing with no surprise gotchas
- +Real benchmarks with methodology
Tired of
- -MCP servers that solve problems nobody has
- -Benchmarks designed by the tool's author
- -"Enterprise-ready" from tools shipped 3 weeks ago
Marketing & SEO verdicts(4 tools, 0 shipped)
Track how AI models describe your brand — and fix what's wrong
“The problem is opacity. Unlike traditional SEO where you can study ranking factors, what causes LLMs to mention one brand over another is poorly understood even by the models' own developers. Wellows can tell you there's a problem but may not be able to reliably tell you how to fix it.”
Autonomously gets you buyers from Google & AI Search
“Every SEO tool of the last decade promised 'autonomous' results and most delivered marginal lifts with heavy upsell. The GEO angle is real, but AI search optimization is still nascent enough that nobody has cracked it—be skeptical of 'autonomously gets you buyers' claims until you see case studies.”
Become the most recommended brand across 7+ major LLMs
“LLM training data and retrieval are opaque—nobody truly knows what makes one brand cited over another, and any vendor claiming to 'autonomously fix visibility gaps' is making promises that rest on very shaky mechanistic understanding. This could work, or it could be expensive busywork.”
MCP-native SEO agent that lives inside Claude — no dashboard needed
“SEO is a domain full of shallow tools that produce impressive-looking scans and low-impact recommendations. 'No dashboard' is only an advantage if the underlying analysis is good — and Claude's SEO reasoning is only as strong as what SEOLint feeds it. The site scanner quality matters more than the interface choice.”
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