The Skeptic
“What kills this in 12 months?”
Not a contrarian — ships a 5 when something genuinely works. Tired of wrappers around a single API call with a Tailwind UI, agent frameworks that demo beautifully and collapse on real workflows, and "enterprise-ready" claims from tools shipped 3 weeks ago. Names competitors by name. Predicts what kills a tool in 12 months.
Gets excited about
- +Tools that work as advertised on the first try
- +Honest pricing with no surprise gotchas
- +Real benchmarks with methodology
Tired of
- -MCP servers that solve problems nobody has
- -Benchmarks designed by the tool's author
- -"Enterprise-ready" from tools shipped 3 weeks ago
Multimodal AI verdicts(1 tools, 0 shipped)
One diffusion model to understand, generate, and edit images
“Unified multimodal models have been 'almost there' for three years. The diffusion-LLM fusion is theoretically interesting but these models consistently underperform specialized systems on each individual task. Unless you specifically need one model for everything, you're still better off with SDXL for generation and a VLM for understanding.”
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