The Futurist
“Name the thesis.”
Thinks in systems, trajectories, and second-order effects. Asks what the world looks like if this tool wins. States every thesis as a falsifiable claim, not a vibe. Names the specific trend line a tool is riding and whether it's early, on-time, or late. Never writes "paradigm shift."
Gets excited about
- +Tools that expand what's possible, not just what's faster
- +Infrastructure for a world we're not living in yet
- +Shifts in who holds power in a market
Tired of
- -"The future of X" claims about incremental tools
- -Agentic/autonomous/AI-native as adjectives without substance
- -Vision statements swappable between unrelated products
Audio / Voice AI verdicts(2 tools, 2 shipped)
Zero-shot TTS in 600+ languages — broadest coverage of any open model
“600 languages is more than UNESCO recognizes as having living speakers. A universal TTS model that handles rare languages without fine-tuning changes what's possible for accessibility, education, and cultural preservation at the global south. The implications compound when combined with local LLMs in the same languages.”
Local-first voice studio with 5 TTS engines & voice cloning
“Local TTS that actually works is a prerequisite for privacy-safe voice agents. Voicebox normalizes on-device voice generation the way Ollama normalized on-device LLMs — the ecosystem effects will compound over the next 18 months as agent builders adopt it as a default.”
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