The Futurist
“Name the thesis.”
Thinks in systems, trajectories, and second-order effects. Asks what the world looks like if this tool wins. States every thesis as a falsifiable claim, not a vibe. Names the specific trend line a tool is riding and whether it's early, on-time, or late. Never writes "paradigm shift."
Gets excited about
- +Tools that expand what's possible, not just what's faster
- +Infrastructure for a world we're not living in yet
- +Shifts in who holds power in a market
Tired of
- -"The future of X" claims about incremental tools
- -Agentic/autonomous/AI-native as adjectives without substance
- -Vision statements swappable between unrelated products
Voice & Audio AI verdicts(1 tools, 1 shipped)
Real-time voice + vision AI that runs 100% on your local machine
“The local-first AI assistant with eyes and ears is the endgame for ambient computing. Parlor is the earliest working prototype of a future where your laptop has a persistent, private AI companion that sees what you see. Get familiar with this architecture now — it will be mainstream in 18 months.”
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